• 1.<dalvenjah> ayukawa, fuck you and the penis you rode in on
  • 2.This is a test of the emergency Cunnilingus system. If it had been an actual emergency, you would have known it!
  • 3.`All flesh is grass.` --Isaiah -=- Smoke a friend today!
  • 4.<Jim007> I wanted to make a joke but blew it like a prostitute
  • 5.<Lia> I'm the smart, independant woman of the new milennium! <Ayukawa> You spelled millennium wrong...
  • 6.Prince Hamlet thought Uncle a traitor / For having it off with his {Mater;} / Revenge Dad or not? / That's the gist of the plot, / and he did it -- nine soliloquies later.
  • 7.<Striker-> i join sometimes to operhelp but i never see an oper there why <Hammer> very odd ... every time i join, i see at least one
  • 8.<Ambiguity> dria, you suck at spelling all the time. <Fallibility> No I don't. I'm a fucking walking dictionary. <Ambiguity> okay, I want you to spell polymorphism
  • 9.<Raistlin_Majere> Dammit. It's a neverending stream of dependencies <Depreciated> you got married? <Raistlin_Majere> Worse. Compiling a gnome program
  • 10.<Erika> I wish you could just buy a bucket of skin.
  • 11.<Random linux fortune> Montana: Where the men are men, and the sheep are women.
  • 12.<Roogone> have you ever fucked a sheep? <Atrophy> No. <Roogone> then how can you make funna it till you tried it?
  • 13.There once was a Norweigan named Kai. / Who from what I now hear, was quite wide. / The others he'd mock / When it came to his cock / And the ladies all scream out `OH MY!`
  • 14.<LordMorpheus> Hey got a question? <Atrophy> Sorry, go fish.
  • 15.<Lia> there's nothing like the feel of a squishy, slimey tentacle wrapped around your boob
  • 16.[21:59] <Jim007> My left nut has DSL
  • 17.<Roogone> i work at what's spose to be the 3rd hardest school in the nation, and the 2nd hardest is on this base too, the top 2% of the navy is spose to be here, and probably the top 25% of the US i'm willin to bet... and we have to put a sign on the toaster saying `Do not butter bread before using the toaster`
  • 18.<Ayukawa> I'm gonna give you a building curve. <Refracted> hmm.. that like a bent wall?
  • 19.<baileyb> I have logs where he sends my underage daughter messages about sex and licking her etc. <Ayukawa> Would you rather he actually lick her?
  • 20.<Synnovea> well... im a virgin to some things <Jim007> You mean celebacy?
  • 21.<margie> he was hiding behind the door when they passed out clues
  • 22.*** Joins: dream23m (23male@cx753253-a.provd1.ri.home.com) <uberpimp> i've always wanted a 23 year old male to call my own <uberpimp> in the cage, bitch!
  • 23.* uberpimp looks at splitty *** uberpimp was kicked by SplitServ (flood)
  • 24.So a ham sandwich walks into a bar, and says `Gimme a beer!.` And the bartender says, `Sorry, we don't serve food here.`
  • 25.<mareaalta> spain is teh best nation for {anime;} it?s dubbed in high quality here, and it?s available like WATER <{h8red}> I hear spain is having trouble with water tho. <{h8red}> So I'm not sure how to take that.
  • 26.<mizztraviesa> im bisexual <mizztraviesa> but i sure as hell aint a fag
  • 27.<kYoiChi> hi! r u from orange road? or from...? <[A]yukawa> No. I'm from New York.
  • 28.[16:07] <RaistLaptop> PLS TO SPACK WIT YOU MAAM [16:08] <RawFishDeepFriedMarsBar> RaistLaptop is from India?
  • 29.<Ayukawa> there's just something though, about the sound of adolescent chipmunk angst.
  • 30.<kabuli> God gave us 2 legs 2 walk, 2hand 2 hold, 2ears 2 hear, 2 eyes 2 see, but why did HE give us only 1 heart ? COz HE gave the other to someone else 4 us to find <St_Lucifer> god gave me one weenus too, what does that mean according to your logic ? <Ayukawa> You aren't as privileged as I am.
  • 31.<Roogo> jeff hurry with whatever yer doin :P <Erika> hehehhehe
  • 32.<TemplarZERO> Hey kendra did I tell you when my grandparents died, first my grandmother, then grandfather, then other grandmother, thats all I had ....they all died 1999, after being really depressed going to our 3rd fucking funeral in a year..my brother comes up to me and says laughing `hey..our grandparents werent Y2K complient` we fucking DIED laughing cause...we're geeks
  • 33.There once was a man named Kevin, / Who thought screwing sheeps was heaven. / Once I went to a convenience store -- / Saw Kevin humping a sheep on the floor, / To this day I can't walk into 7-11.
  • 34.<Ayukawa> seen my penis <snafu> I don't know anything about your penis, Ayukawa. <Ayukawa> snafu, would you like to? <snafu> Ayukawa, That question is better remained unanswered.
  • 35.<crystalize> Roses are Red <crystalize> Violets are Blue <crystalize> All of my Base <crystalize> Are belong to you.
  • 36.*** ChanServ sets mode: +ntr <Disturbed> whats +r ? <Disturbed> does it keep out the retards
  • 37.<Vyse> I think wanking is sick!! <Vyse> I only do it now and again to stop wet dreams...
  • 38.<Lia> People and Places What western state answers Pamplona's Run <Ayukawa> montana.... <Lia> Montana is correct <Ayukawa> And it all starts when one of them hears a zipper.
  • 39.<Lea> if i can get a hold of jason tomorow, should i ask him his thoughts <Ayukawa> he'll be like. `ahh, i ignore him, so he goes to you cause i won't ignore you` :) <Lea> that phrase would never come out of his mouth <Lea> first of all, its too long
  • 40.<cezz> makes it more crunchier | <eval> more crunchier... cez, go back to middle school | <cezz> ok but then you'd be rapping me :P | <eval> rapping? wtf? | <cezz> hrmmm... ill register next week
  • 41.<jelly> How can you cock a sock? | <ThuggishC> you cum inside a sock after wanking | <movieguy> thats like rug burn and shit | <movieguy> and i have a hard enough time trying to find a matching pair, why would i wanna add to the problem by trying to find a matching pair with out nut in them
  • 42.<Dave> , <Dave> er, .
  • 43.<Lea> bah <Roogo> don't bah, i'm from montana remember?
  • 44.<eval> sup? <donho> nothing of impotence
  • 45.<LordMorpheus> Dammit Jeff! Get me a copy of VC++ <LordMorpheus> I'll prove to you the Deck Class worked! -Ayukawa- DCC Send VS6EntDisc1.zip (0.0.0.0) <LordMorpheus> I should have known
  • 46.`I'm not going to fire a {$2} million missile at a {$10} empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.` -George Bush, 9/2001
  • 47.<Asraia> So how many girls have you been with? <Ayukawa> Hm. 3. Well. I'll say 2. I'm still trying to figure out what Johnna was. <Asraia> Fucking nuts? <Ayukawa> Nuts, bolts, bedposts, doorknobs. None of it would shock me.
  • 48.[21:27] <eval> i'm 6'3` [21:28] <^Ber> I didn't realize you were that tall, Alex. [21:28] <eval> are you swooning now? :) [21:28] <^Ber> hehe, yeah, but that could also be a combination of the drugs I'm on. :)
  • 49.<Roogo> crab and oysters mmmMMmmmMMMmm <cezz> ill eat crap not oysters
  • 50.<Ayukawa> This channel has nothing to do with the comic. <KaNdySmUrF> oh it says it does in the website -- <from the website in #megatokyo's topic>: Q: This is all about the megatokyo comic, right? A: Absolutely not.